synapse collapse

• 2010-03-09

  Tron Legacy

  Hell. Yes.

• 2010-02-24

  

  UNICEF Landmine Advertising

  Very clever. I can imagine how this would be very effective.

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• 2010-02-10

  Uno mas, por favor. This time, a little Flamenckulele

  Jake Shimabukuro - Let’s Dance

• Jake Shimabukuro - While My Ukulele Gently Weeps

  Uke like thele ukulele?

• 2010-02-05

  An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

  — 

  Niels Bohr

  This is roughly the definition I use for expert, and this is why I try never to refer to anyone as an expert.

• Four Tet - There Is Love In You (2010) - “Angel Echoes”

  The multi-layered mixes Kieran Hebden assembles for this four minute track welcome you into this, Four Tet’s fifth album. Annie Lennox’s choppy chanting of “there is love in you” floats throughout the track, providing a digitized glue for the track. The vocals also lay a strong organic foundation to balance out the beeps and blips that get tiresome when overused in electronica, accentuated by the fact that her loop seems to be cut so it is never quite the same, even though it is. “Angel Echoes” presents a lovely tempo to lead into the rest of this great album.

• 2010-02-04

  So I went and sat down about a year ago with Garrick Van Buren to chat on his podcast, First Crack, about information security, usability, and how they should work in concert, yet so rarely do. I hope you enjoy.

• The xx - Crystalised

  So stoked to see these guys April 9th.