‘Have you caught many terrorists lately?’ PC plod enquired.
My mind was reeling. ‘Umm err well, not exactly, I mean I write policies that are really important and umm when auditors come in they raise audit points and I…’
All eyes were on me, I had to think on my feet.
“Umm excuse me, duty calls, I think that waiter isn’t using a PCI approved PED.”
Oh thank goodness I’m not the only one that goes through this!
What do you mean “that was satire?”