synapse collapse

You’re all fired. Thanks for your politically-motivated, partisan efforts to play your personal agenda, but we’re not interested. Instead of completing the one single thing you’re supposed to accomplish — pass a balanced budget — you thought a last-minute, five-to-midnight majority vote would do. Total and epic failure by each and every one of you. I will not vote for a single one of you again. Please clear out your desk at your earliest convenience.