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I’m sorry, but this is completely off. The phrase “constant barking was a problem” implies the couple actually uttered those words. There is no way it would go down like that. It’d be more of a “your dog has such a wonderful bark!” with a response like “oh, he gets a lot of practice, but I do what I can to keep that down.”
Seven thieves broke into an office of a government technology contractor, iGov—through the roof—and stole 3,000 Panasonic Toughbooks on a weekend. The police identified it, reported it to the FBI, then promptly had their memory wiped or something…
The Sheriff’s Office notified the FBI. Sheriff’s Detective David Thatcher obtained a search warrant June 23. Sheriff’s spokeswoman Debbie Carter said that she was unaware of the theft and that Thatcher no longer had the case. It was assigned to a second detective who also was transferred, and she did not know which detective was now handling it. The Sheriff’s Office records division was unable to find a report of the break-in on Monday. A clerk did locate a record of when the call was received and which officers responded.
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A spokesman for the Miami-Dade Police Department said Monday he could find no record of property seized at the warehouse within the past four months. Hillsborough sheriff’s records show iGov’s facility manager, Mike Kalinowski, reported the missing computers to the Sheriff’s Office after he arrived at work March 8. However, when a Times reporter asked him about the case, Kalinowski responded: “I don’t even know anything about that.”
(via spaf)
There’s something very wrong with the site I Write Like…Dan Brown!? Are you kidding me? Bite me, IWL.
It seems a longer sample turns out something a lot less insulting…one post reports I write like Vladimir Nabokov, two James Joyce’s and an H.P. Lovecraft. Those ones are a little insulting too, but more to Nabokov, Joyce and Lovecraft. But Dan Brown? That’s a bit of a low blow.
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I see you sitting there, all smug, retorting “There’s no way you can improve upon the genius of a s’more.” But, my friend, have you met the PBC S’more? No, well step this way, that’s right, come with me…into the future!
Camping and bonfires will never be the same.
We are also making bars 1, 2 and 3 a bit taller so they will be easier to see.
HAPPY CANADA DAY!!! :D
Also, the above comic is funny cause it’s sort of true. It’s by Kate Beaton.
The iron work program in the Matrix, although tedious at first, grew easier after he joined a...
Welcome Thomas “Tomblr” Elko!
Nice to finally see images to complement the ones in my head when I listen to The xx. Watch this!
Obligatory Bruce Lee reblog
Waits.
I don’t need another t-shirt.
I don’t need another t-shirt.
I don’t need another t-shirt.
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“Works like magical”.
On Etsy now.
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