February 2010
16 posts
Certified in Reducing the Advanced Persistent...
Are you suffering from Advanced Persistent Threats (APT)? Is an APT keeping you up at night? Does you wince from pain because you can’t eradicate your APT?
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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Advanced Persistent Threat.
Caution: Advanced Persistent Threat may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Advanced Persistent Threat contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Advanced Persistent Threat on concrete.
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“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very...”
– Niels Bohr
This is roughly the definition I use for expert, and this is why I try never to refer to anyone as an expert.
WatchSo I went and sat down about a year ago with Garrick Van Buren to chat on his podcast, First Crack, about information security, usability, and how they should work in concert, yet so rarely do. I hope you enjoy.
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WatchDie Antwoord - Who the hell knows what the song is called
Quite unsafe for work. And beyond perplexing. South Africa…who knew?
